PROLOGUE

THE RELOCATION OF AUGIE BECKER

SHTICK-UP AT THE AUTOMAT

HORSIN’ AROUND WITH CELIA CABRERA

TWEEDLE-EE  TWEEDLE-EE DEE

LENA

ON THE STREET WHERE YOU DON’T LIVE

UNCLE MENDEL
   (THE GUARDIAN SHMATTE)

BOY SHTARKER MEETS ROBOTS ON A STAIRCASE

KIKE WALKS INTO A BAR

THE FAT COMMISH
   (KEEP A-KNOCKIN’ BUT YOU CAN’T COME IN)

MINNIE THE MOOCHER

SILLY BOY IN THE FOURT H

RING-A-DING-DING

GNAT KING KOL NIDRE

FAT MAN MAD