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Millions of citizens from all parts of the Velfin Spoidioyz Planetary Union have been participating in joyous celebration in tribute to the Blessed Exalted Leader, Lumloo Fiduppadoi, upon hearing the news that ZUZZ! will again be available to all. The entire editorial staff of Space Alien Nation and our many skunzphoi slaves join our fellow citizens in expressing our humble appreciation to The All-Knowing Blessed Lumloo Fiduppadoi. And we sincerely hope the innovative new management team at ZUZZ! Intergalactic will continue to allow Space Alien Nation to serve their needs by featuring ads for ZUZZ!, a product we all admire, at a reduced rate. No, wait--we'll run the ads free of charge.
Famous entrepreneur and philanthropist, Ooxl Fikp, was found dead yesterday. His mutilated body was discovered half buried in an abandoned jidmannoof filled with highly radioactive errgergle. His body had been crudely cut open and filled with several spent containers of ZUZZ!.
Government authorities stated with certainty that they found no evidence of foul play. The official autopsy confirmed that Ool Fikp had expired from natural causes.
The Exalted Blessed Lumloo Fiduppadoi expressed his sorrow over the sudden loss of such a widely admired citizen, “In honor Ooxl Filp's great accomplishments, I will personally take over all responsibilities and ownership of ZUZZ! Intergalactic. ZUZZ! will return to market and continue to bring joy to all citizens of the Velfin Spoidioyz Planetary Union.”
KOKO DOZO has completed THE SHINE, a collaboration with DJ, MORSY, with garbling by Gambothna Geebis, aka Amy Douglas and Farfumf Shibadigdis, aka Polarity/1, on percussion, guitar, vocal-percussion and shared production with MORSY.
Our Koko Dozoan emissaries from the Velfin Spoidioyz will be releasing new sonic nocturnal emmision in the coming weeks, which are guaranteed to have a ZUZZ!-like effect on human thoxnibial tissue.
Greetings my beloved homzoi peepeez and doggies.
First off, let us give big plops to The Prez back home in The Velfin Spoidioyz --The Exalted Blessed Lumloo Fiduppadoi--who has dropped his ban on everybody’s favorite product: ZUZZ!. Since being released from the hospital after sustaining some accidental trauma to my kneecaps, I have come to the conclusion that we are all better off with The Blessed Lumloo Fiduppadoi as head of ZUZZ! Intergalactic. I am sure that ZUZZ! will re-enter the market quite new-and-improved because, in his sublime infallible wisdom, The Blessed Lumloo Fiduppadoi provides only the best for all his subjects. Perhaps someday earthforms will be able to enjoy ZUZZ!. Yes, ZUZZ! A world of sparkling yalfoybee can be yours with ZUZZ! Also I must say Mumml was also quite good.
Here on KOKO DOZO’s Earth residence in Yoo-Ass-Ay, Yoo-Ass-Ay, Yoo-Ass-Ay, many earthforms have revolted in a vain attempt to forestall Barack Obama’s new program of fascist dictatorship which is sweeping the nation to much popular acclaim. I too am impressed in that the coming tyranny will remind me of my beloved homeland in The Velfin Spoidioyz Planetary Union under the the Blessed Leadership of Lumloo Fiduppadoi. In that regard, Obama is turning out to be similar to my earthform idol, the babe-a-licious Sarah Palin. A pleasant surprise indeed. Although, I am quite sure that he will not be able to see Russia from his new white house.
The protest against the coming fascist dictatorship was rather interesting. The earthforms displayed, in many creative ways, the testicles of the tea-bird which I assume is a favorite earth creature that flies. I am told that these tea-bags they parade with symbolize their beloved war of revolution. Earthforms have a unique way of protesting against the outrages of their government: they have cheerful parties in the street, wearing adorable hats and holding boards on which they write witty homilies. So many of the protesters who have recently lost their jobs in the Great Recession will soon return to the streets in victorious merriment, having thrown off the yoke of the hated socialist unemployment compensation they protest against.
AFTER THE SUMMER in NYC and Boston
