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The Blessed Exalted Leader, Lumloo Fiduppadoi, had no comment when asked about KOKO DOZO's new EP, FEEL THE ZUZZ! Will Lumloo Fiduppadoi listen to it when it is released in March? "I look forward to it. I wish Koko Dozo the best. I am sure their souls will boil for eternity in the bowels of Nidnibjee. And I must say, their sonic emissions are without doubt the epitome of gagulous wemdonkle," says our Blessed Exalted Leader. Asked why Koko Dozo chose to sign with an Earth label, their spokes-creature, Chibbiog Yockalocky, stated, “On Redstar the territory of distribution is 'the universe.' With all due respect to The Blessed Lumloo Fiduppadoi, his Moof Star label's distribution is limited to the Velfin Spoidioyz Planetary Union. The decision to switch was not personal; it was metaphysical."
Greetings my beloved homzoi peepeez and doggies.
Some interesting political developments here on Earth in Yoo-Ass-Ay, Yoo-Ass-Ay, Yoo-Ass-Ay. In the past Earth lunar year, the government has made progress in its steady shift to a Muslim Communist Tyranny. Just like back home in our beloved Bazbador region. The new leader, Obama, like the Exalted Lumloo Fiduppadoi, has proposed a final solution in order to rid the population of their dreaded Grandma cabal. The new policy features the institution of Death Panels to legally eradicate those irritating creatures who claim to have useful wisdom to impart. Mainly they spew forth gulgous dremp and loathsome kvatching about spending their days basking in the pleasures of electronic entertainments instead of hard work and productive efforts. And so much “advice” about eating real food instead of more pleasurable treats which are made in modern space-age factories instead of fields full of plowed dirt. These scubulent grandmas want everybody to eat things that are the color GREEN! Good riddance to the grandmas and hopefully soon there will be death panels for grandpas too if those Republican yarfoons don't ruin everything with their howling antics.
Fortunately, the Hussein Obama Dictatorship will put everything in its place and, by decree, will provide free goods and services for illegal aliens like Gambothna Geebis and Farfummf Shibadigdis. For those who disagree--you can suck my teabags!
